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Man Gets Embalmed on His Motorcycle

Jon Henshaw — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:47:39 +0000

Who if not me? When if not now? That is what the funeral home was thinking when they decided to embalm murder victim, David Morales Colón. He was placed in an action position on top of his motorcycle. See it on video.

A Swimming Cat

Jon Henshaw — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:39:12 +0000

This cat likes to swim with her friend, Bandit. Bandit is a dog that gets hydrotherapy for a bad back in Australia. They’re both buddies, and apparently, Prinny doesn’t want to be left out.

More about Prinny the swimming cat

A Horny Woman

Jon Henshaw — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:52:42 +0000

Probably not what you were looking for. May I interest you in a vagina taxi or a girl with sweaty armpits?

A Secret Society for Creative Philanthropy

Jon Henshaw — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:19:11 +0000

Today I found the not so secret Secret Society for Creative Philanthropy.

So you’re a human being with an imagination and something to give? Well done. You’ve met all the requirements for becoming a creative philanthropist. The next step is to give genuinely and joyfully.
And remember we’re watching. (By the way, you look great today!)

Cow Fart Catcher

Jon Henshaw — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:30:28 +0000

You would think that cows have it bad enough already. However, just when you thought squeezing cow nipples on a daily basis with an end game to burgersville was enough, the Argentines have come up with a way to torture cows even more — catching their farts. As you can see in this picture, it looks really comfortable.

An Animal That Can Live Forever

Jon Henshaw — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:25:48 +0000

The desire to live forever is no doubt connected to the survival instinct and has permeated itself in different ways through organized superstitions. However, there’s one animal on Earth that may actually have the chance to remain immortal.

The Hydrozoan, a small predatory sea creature like a jellyfish but without all their well known exciting higher functions, can achieve the dream of millions and become a child again. When adverse environmental conditions threaten death it can collapse into a rugged blob of cells to survive. When it re-emerges, it does so as a child – literally building itself up all over again. Since this isn’t just a shell to hide in, but a complete structural restart, it seems possible that it could keep this up forever.

The World Will End In 2012

Jon Henshaw — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:31:32 +0000

Ancient madness predicts that we’re totally screwed in 2012.

“You have to understand, there will be nothing, nothing left,” Geryl told ABC News from his home in Antwerp, Belgium. “We will have to start an entire civilization from scratch.”
That’s because Geryl believes the world as we know it will end in 2012. He points to the ancient Mayan cyclical calendars, the longest of which last renewed itself approximately 5,125 years ago and is set to end again, supposedly with catastrophic consequences, in 2012. He speaks of the ancient Egyptians, who, he claims, saw 2012 as a year of great change too. And he points to science: NASA predicts a sharp increase in the number of sunspots and sun flares for 2012, he said, sure to cause electrical failures and satellite disruptions.
All this adds up, Geryl said, to unprecedented catastrophe. First, a polar reversal will cause the north to become the south and the sun to rise in the west. Shattering earthquakes, massive tidal waves and simultaneous volcanic eruptions will follow. Nuclear reactors will melt, buildings will crumble, and a cloud of volcanic dust will block out the sun for 40 years. Only the prepared will survive, Geryl said, and not even all of them.

A Vagina Bicycle Taxi

Jon Henshaw — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:00:00 +0000

You can go in, but it’s questionable whether or not you can actually get out once you reach your destination.

Finnish artist Mimosa Pale feels the world is too man-parts-centric. We’d agree. However, we’re not sure what to think about a form of protest that includes thrice weekly cruising the streets of Helsinki. inviting its inhabitants to take a ride by slipping inside her giant disembodied vagina mounted on top of her bike taxi.

More at Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi is Freudian Wet Dream.

Sweaty Pit Pics

Jon Henshaw — Mon, 26 May 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Except for those few people who never seem to sweat – most definitely caused by a frigid heart and a complete lack of armpit glands – we’ve all experienced a bout with armpit sweat. Flickr captures the magic with an ongoing series of sweaty pit pics.

People With Elf Ears

Jon Henshaw — Fri, 23 May 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Some of the elvish ears are real and some are fake, but all are strange. And strange can be a good thing, especially when elf ears are on a hot girl.