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Can of Fish Assholes

Jon Henshaw — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:19:28 +0000

Check out these Manhattan style Fish Assholes! In case you were wondering, lower levels of spices have been used to create a mild flavored sauce. It can also be used as a side dish or main dish. The only thing I can think of using it for is throw up.

How to Turn Your Eggs Into Rabbits & Bears

Jon Henshaw — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:21:41 +0000

You can do a lot of things with eggs, and I’m not talking about the 99 things you can do with virtual eggs — that’s just lame. I’m also not talking about the several things you can do with an egg, without actually doing something with it. No, I’m talking about really cool stuff you can do with an egg, like coloring and reshaping it into little rabbits and bears.

Mica Johnson did just that. She bought these cool little egg molds from a Japanese dollar store and made the cutest eggs you’ll ever see (and eat). With the molds, all you have to do is:

Put an egg in the mold and close the cover.
Prepare a bowl of cold water.
Leave the egg mold in the water for 10 minutes.

Mica added some food coloring during the process to make them look even more fun to eat. Too bad they’re only for eggs, I’m sure the vegan Schmoo would love this one.

A Pig and Rabbit That Poops Candy

Jon Henshaw — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:00:00 +0000

These aren’t real rabbits or pigs, and I’m not talking about a golden egg laying goose, but they do exist, and they do poop candy. The will probably be loved by all poop and candy loving children. Not to mention that co-worker you sit next to that doesn’t have any taste, whatsoever.

It’s Messy But Looks Really Cool

Jon Henshaw — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:00:32 +0000

Forget cozies, they’re so yesterday. When a real man isn’t shooting up his suburban neighborhood or has let his 5-year-son borrow his gun, it’s time to pull out the beer holster. It puts your beer conveniently where your gun should be. Just don’t twirl it and start shooting, because you’ll just look stupid and will make a mess on your wife’s rug. I’m not sure where you can buy it though, because it’s no longer available from where it was originally for sale.