Have you ever had a bad dream, only to wake up and find out it’s true. Take the poor sap who is going to marry this candy dick sucking bridezilla. Man, I get the heeby-jeebies every time I just think about this picture.
My Worst Nightmare
Sawyer Nickname Generator
I’m a big fan of Lost and one of the most entertaining characters is Sawyer. He has a nickname for everyone on the island. If he really likes you, he has several nicknames. Lost came up with a nice distraction that creates nicknames that Sawyer would give you based on your name and personality. My [...]
The FAIL Blog
Life is full of failures. These failures desperately want to be photographed and made fun of in order to emphasize one true fact, failure doesn’t happen by itself, it requires someone to help make it happen. That’s where The FAIL Blog comes in – to chronicle any and all FAILs that happen.
Things Younger Than McCain
John McCain was born on August 29th, 1936. His father was born in 1911 and his mother was born in 1912. If elected, he would be the oldest person to ever hold that office. That’s the inspiration behind the Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention “war hero”?) John [...]
Things I Did Last Night
Things I Did Last Night — for the record, I didn’t do any of these things.
A Calendar Made From Humans
As sickening as it may sound, it’s all cool, because they’re still alive — trapped in little boxes with cards, but still alive. Craig Giffen created The Human Calendar, because he obviously didn’t have anything else better to do with his life.
Multiple Meanings for “Nut Huggers”
I used to think that my old girlfriend was a “nut hugger,” but it turns out people use that term in different ways. I’m not talking about new boyfriends of my old girlfriend, I’m talking about completely different uses of the meaning that my old girlfriend would hug my nuts. Urban Dictionary proved me wrong [...]
