What I Found Today

A Horny Woman

Jon Henshaw — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:52:42 +0000

Probably not what you were looking for. May I interest you in a vagina taxi or a girl with sweaty armpits?

Can of Fish Assholes

Jon Henshaw — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:19:28 +0000

Check out these Manhattan style Fish Assholes! In case you were wondering, lower levels of spices have been used to create a mild flavored sauce. It can also be used as a side dish or main dish. The only thing I can think of using it for is throw up.

A Secret Society for Creative Philanthropy

Jon Henshaw — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:19:11 +0000

Today I found the not so secret Secret Society for Creative Philanthropy.

So you’re a human being with an imagination and something to give? Well done. You’ve met all the requirements for becoming a creative philanthropist. The next step is to give genuinely and joyfully.
And remember we’re watching. (By the way, you look great today!)

Baseball Fan FAIL

Jon Henshaw — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:50:58 +0000

I doubt this baseball fan knew he was going to be eating a bat (instead of a hot dog.) My favorite part is the toddler who is totally oblivious. She’s reaching out, like she wants to catch the bat, but it hit the old man instead.

Storing and Organizing Cats

Jon Henshaw — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 15:24:06 +0000

As everyone knows, it’s difficult to store and organize cats. They simply do not like to be stored or organized. Well, it ends up that all you need are the correct storage containers, and they will gladly comply.

Found via The Daily Tail

Best Way to Get Rid of that Fur Coat

Jon Henshaw — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:04:39 +0000

So all of us now know that fur coats are a horrible thing to have and wear. If you own a fur coat, it was probably made by several little furry guys who were raised simply to be skinned and make you look all fancy.

Even if you still like wearing your fur coat, you never know when you might get doused with fake blood or paint by a nutty PETA activist. So what’s a fashionable person to do?

The Human Society has the answer and it’s called Coats for Cubs. They use old fur coats for wildlife rehabilitators, who use the furs to warm and comfort orphaned and injured wildlife. Yup, that’s a tear that just fell out of your eye.

Free Recommended Music from Last.fm

Jon Henshaw — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:34:40 +0000

Not only can you download great music for free on Last.fm, you can also subscribe to a personalized podcast that will automatically download recommended music. This is just sickening awesome!

A Wheel Making Love to a Snow Shovel = Wovel

Jon Henshaw — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:46:20 +0000

The Wovel is the perfect marriage between a wheel and a snow shovel. It’s not just a cool looking tool though. It’s also probably the best snow shoveler ever made. Some of its features include:

Can clear away snow three times faster than a regular snow shovel
Is designed to greatly reduce the risk of straining your back
Adjusts to your own size and strength
Makes it super easy to throw the snow wherever you want

Internet Safety Guidelines

Jon Henshaw — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:34:21 +0000

The Internet is a dangerous place. Make sure you take the proper precautions.

Spelling Is Too Difficult for ABC News

Jon Henshaw — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:28:03 +0000

Sometimes we misspell things, and misspelled words are easy to miss when nested in a lot of text. However, if you can’t get simple words spelled correctly in a short title that has super large text — well then, that’s just dumb. Such is the case with the illustration in the story below — “Amont Per Serving.”