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Forget cozies, they’re so yesterday. When a real man isn’t shooting up his suburban neighborhood or has let his 5-year-son borrow his gun, it’s time to pull out the beer holster. It puts your beer conveniently where your gun should be. Just don’t twirl it and start shooting, because you’ll just look stupid and will make a mess on your wife’s rug. I’m not sure where you can buy it though, because it’s no longer available from where it was originally for sale.