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The World Will End In 2012

Ancient madness predicts that we’re totally screwed in 2012. “You have to understand, there will be nothing, nothing left,” Geryl told ABC News from his home in Antwerp, Belgium. “We will have to start an entire civilization from scratch.” That’s because Geryl believes the world as we know it will end in 2012. He points [...]

Cowboy Follies

So you want to be a cowboy? Think again. Cacties Western Clothes posted this cowboy beauty on YouTube.

Found Magazine

Curious little notes that people leave behind find a home at Found Magazine.

A Douchebag Named Floyd Brown

Floyd “the douchebag” Brown is a conserative asshole whose myopic world view helps contribute to a world full of unnecessary wars and oppression against those who are less fortunate (aka, not well do to do; aka, not abundantly rich). Floyd “crotch rot” Brown started a truth bending website called Expose Obama, where he and his [...]

How Not To Prevent Suicide

A hilarious video about how not to prevent suicide. It presents itself as a serious video, but you’ll have to decide that for yourself. It starts to get pretty damn funny once they reach the forest.

Skyscrapers That Move And Make Their Own Energy

I’ve been predicting it for some time — skyscrapers will eventually become sentient and take over humans. That includes time travel to serve their deadly purpose. In my book, “Skyscrapers Will Fuck You Up,” I outlined how skyscrapers would evolve, with number fourteen being that they would be able to morph their shape to disarm [...]

Another Reason I Use Mac

Todd Bishop published this priceless email from Bill Gates to his crew about how awful his experience was trying to do the most basic things with the Microsoft website and Windows XP. —- Original Message —- From: Bill Gates Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 10:05 AM To: Jim Allchin Cc: Chris Jones (WINDOWS); Bharat Shah [...]

Noise Pollution

Katharine Mieszkowski over at Salon does a nice job of reporting on noise pollution. She discusses the health effects of noise pollution and finds some interesting people along her way. Including Henry Bean, the director of Noise, a movie about noise pollution in New York, starring Tim Robbins.

Phone Sex Operators (The Real Ones)

The Morning News did a series on the voices behind phone sex operators. Included in their expose was a series of pictures that portrayed the real people on the other end of the line. Apparently, they don’t all look like the women in the commercials. I know, I was just as surprised as you were.

Office Worker Going Crazy A Fake

Call it viral, call obscure or just call it funny — the video of an office worker losing his shit was actually staged. The creator of the video, Timur Bekmambetov said it was supposed to be a viral video to help promote his new movie. However, it was so obscure that nobody made the connection, [...]