Floyd “the douchebag” Brown is a conserative asshole whose myopic world view helps contribute to a world full of unnecessary wars and oppression against those who are less fortunate (aka, not well do to do; aka, not abundantly rich). Floyd “crotch rot” Brown started a truth bending website called Expose Obama, where he and his cohorts make up lies for their own gain.
What’s great about Floyd “dick sucker” Brown is that he has a website that tries to harm you if you visit it. How do I know this, because Google and Firefox told me so. If you search for “floyd brown” on Google, his website comes up first, but there’s a warning. Google says, “This site may harm your computer.” Holy shit! Really?
If you click on the link in Google, you get another warning.
Even more, if you try to go directly to the website, Firefox says, no way!
Labeling his site as an attack site is both irony and sweet justice.





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This is the best thing I’ve ever stumbled on. Good work haha… Thumbs up.
Good sir, your rhetoric is amazing.
Please make more posts like these.
They’re so informative and intriguing!
Crotch rot? I will surely never fondle a republican again ! !
I really don’t understand why people haven’t seen through this whole farce that is the 2008 election so far. We have totalitarian Obama and his buddy war-monger Zbigniew Brzezinski versus John “DoucheBag” McCain. If anyone truly believes that America stands to gain ANYTHING from electing either candidate, I would be shocked. But I suppose America is awfully used to shitty lose-lose elections (note: I’m not America-bashing here)… Seeing as I seriously doubt the attention span of anyone on the internet, I’ll only go as far back as 2000. You have Al motherfucking Gore, who had a terrible record as Vice President, with such great successes as denying condom shipments to Africa (AIDS, anyone?), versus George W. Bush (and I don’t think I have to elaborate on the shittiness of Bush, do I?). 2004 same scenario, but this time with The Younger Cockmongler put up against John Kerry, and I don’t really think I need to elaborate on any of Kerry’s badsides, seeing as the election was only four years ago. So basically, vote for an independent, or just stay home, because otherwise, America just loses again. Big time.
As George Carlin so wisely said (may he rest in peace), “The public sucks, fuck hope!”
Truly insightful journalism. Well said.
as a dick sucker i take offense at your referring to mr brown as such.
I also take offense. I was diagnosed with crotch rot at an early age and have had to deal with it all my life. I can not believe how insensitive you are to those of us afflicted with crotch rot and dick sucking.
Shame on you sir.
This is effectively childish censorship. As much as anyone may not like Mr. Brown, that’s abuse of security protocol. If people can’t trust google/firefox to point out legitimate malware sites, then they’ll ignore those warnings. The douchebag is you.
Went to his site, probably would not have without your “A ‘Douchebag’ Named Floyd Brown” rant. No warning from firefox. He and his site should not get any attention. He’s just a 2-bit right wing hustler… $1000 to $4000 for a speech? Let the guy make a dishonest living preaching to other neo-cons.
I thought the part about the error messages when attempting to link to the site was good. But all the awful angry vulgar banter was - unneccessary. Express that you don’t agree with the post but….. geez and someone there implied that Americans and people reading on the net had poor attention spans this discussion is demonstrative of poor attention span.
Poetic. Just beautiful!
Can’t be sure of this, but it also looks like he has tried to edit his own Wikipedia page. There’s a “floydb310″ who has deleted stuff.
I went to the website and Avast told me a virus was detected, a trojan more specifically! XD
I’m hoping it’s a joke. =x
Not to play Devil’s advocate for a right-wing dicksucker, but it may not be his doing. Depending on what platform his site is on it could have been hacked and had viruses, or links to them, embedded. My Wordpress site had that happen to it last week. Some hidden elements had been placed in some posts by a bot or something (that’s the only way I can see anyone finding it worth the time to hack my no-traffic ass) and FF 3.0 and Google disapproved. Thing is, Google gives you little help as to what exactly it was that made them put a red flag up, no context, no nothing. I had to comb through my php files and posts (in HTML mode) to find the offending content. Their warning system in FF 3.0 also makes it impossible for me to log into the site to edit the entries. You can say, “just take me there”, but it borks the login even when you do. I had to use a different browser in order to do so.
Like I said, not to try and vindicate a crotch-rot dicksucker, but there are other possibilities.
Hi. You’re quite right about Floydbrown.com being a malicious site. It tries to force a JS/downloader.agent when anyone visits. Perhaps he’s accumulating drone computers to send out his malicious lies about democratic candidates. Best thing to do is alert his host/server/registrar about this penis wrinkle.
In addition to his web site, he is also involved with David Bossie in http://www.nationalcampaignfund.com/about/staff.php as well as http://www.citizensunited.org/about/
Wiki these names sometime, they go way back together and are going balls out this election as well.
I like your site, I’m glad I found it.
All the Best,
Mike Flagg
I just realized this site is classified as “adult” on stumble.
thank you for cursing. for fuck sake this is how people TALK and yet the internet happy fucking wanderers don’t want to read it? Let me give them a clue here: If everyone you talk to refrains from using choice language, it’s probably because you’re an ASSHOLE. your friends and family are walking on eggshells around poor little sensitive you. Well guess what? Behind your back they’re calling you a stupid bitch and talking about the enormous stick shoved up your ass. yes, you.
btw I love sucking cock and no offense taken by association with douchebag republicans. The whole purpose of the GOP is the exploitation of the masses to make themselves richer on our backs. They will stop at nothing to oppress the will of the people and somehow manage to convince uneducated country folk in middle america that they actually give a shit about some aborted fetus or gun toting farmer when the whole damn thing is set up only to manipulate, enslave, and rob. WE ARE ALL SHEEP. However I’m also lazy and inclined to read internet blogs and not so inclined to incite revolutions. Thus the best I can do is to always vote for the other side, the one opposed to the white male ruling class establishment (aka douchebag republicans). If they’re on one side, I’m on the other. period.
Your life must really suck if this is what you do with your time… you do know that you could move to Oregon and have the taxpayers pay for a medical suicide… right?!?
It’s because dumb ass angry liberals like you put viruses on those types of websites. Ever think of that? Or are you just so shocked that someone would say something negative against His Holiness Vishnu Messiah Berry Obama the Anointed One? Give me a break.
haha, I actually went to his site and must admit that Floyd Brown isn’t that bright… and his quote “the best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse” almost made me fall out of my chair laughing.