I used to think that my old girlfriend was a “nut hugger,” but it turns out people use that term in different ways. I’m not talking about new boyfriends of my old girlfriend, I’m talking about completely different uses of the meaning that my old girlfriend would hug my nuts.
Urban Dictionary proved me wrong (or indifferent as it might be) with their long list of “nut huggers” definitions. A couple of my favorites were:
Really tight jeans worn by a man – as in, “Damn Bell’s got his nut huggers on today”
Pants that are so tight, the testicles are squeezed so tight, that they almost become non-existent. Usu. worn by piece of shit Hicks from the Llano Texas area. Most people hope it will cull their ability to breed – as in, “James and Jason Milam have no nuts left, because they wore nut huggers far too long for there to be any hope of salvation for their balls.”
