I’ve been predicting it for some time — skyscrapers will eventually become sentient and take over humans. That includes time travel to serve their deadly purpose. In my book, “Skyscrapers Will Fuck You Up,” I outlined how skyscrapers would evolve, with number fourteen being that they would be able to morph their shape to disarm us and number 8 being that they would be able to generate their own energy. If you read my book, you would know that all fourteen evolutionary steps have occurred, including number twenty six, where they store three symbolic brains in the steam room (most people don’t even know that’s happened already).