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Can of Fish Assholes
Check out these Manhattan style Fish Assholes! In case you were wondering, lower levels of spices have been used to create a mild flavored sauce. It can also be used as a side dish or main dish. The only thing I can think of using it for is throw up.
A Secret Society for Creative Philanthropy
Today I found the not so secret Secret Society for Creative Philanthropy.
So you’re a human being with an imagination and something to give? Well done. You’ve met all the requirements for becoming a creative philanthropist. The next step is to give genuinely and joyfully.
And remember we’re watching. (By the way, you look great today!)Baseball Fan FAIL
I doubt this baseball fan knew he was going to be eating a bat (instead of a hot dog.) My favorite part is the toddler who is totally oblivious. She’s reaching out, like she wants to catch the bat, but it hit the old man instead.
Storing and Organizing Cats
As everyone knows, it’s difficult to store and organize cats. They simply do not like to be stored or organized. Well, it ends up that all you need are the correct storage containers, and they will gladly comply.
Found via The Daily Tail
Best Way to Get Rid of that Fur Coat
So all of us now know that fur coats are a horrible thing to have and wear. If you own a fur coat, it was probably made by several little furry guys who were raised simply to be skinned and make you look all fancy.
Even if you still like wearing your fur coat, you never [...]Free Recommended Music from Last.fm
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A Wheel Making Love to a Snow Shovel = Wovel
The Wovel is the perfect marriage between a wheel and a snow shovel. It’s not just a cool looking tool though. It’s also probably the best snow shoveler ever made. Some of its features include:
Can clear away snow three times faster than a regular snow shovel
Is designed to greatly reduce the risk of straining your [...]Internet Safety Guidelines
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Spelling Is Too Difficult for ABC News
Sometimes we misspell things, and misspelled words are easy to miss when nested in a lot of text. However, if you can’t get simple words spelled correctly in a short title that has super large text — well then, that’s just dumb. Such is the case with the illustration in the story below — “Amont [...]